I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds. ~Joan Rivers
I find Joan Rivers always taking the mickey of things especially when it comes to relationships. Here's another one from her:
"The one thing women DON'T want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband. "
I used this for an inter alumni debate, I participated and the topic was gender based. That debate went out-of-charts hilarious with all the witty insults we threw at one another.
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LOL! That's one of those lines that you can so easily hear her saying in your head!
Actually, that's JR too close to me for comfort!
:-@
I find Joan Rivers always taking the mickey of things especially when it comes to relationships. Here's another one from her:
"The one thing women DON'T want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband. "
I used this for an inter alumni debate, I participated and the topic was gender based. That debate went out-of-charts hilarious with all the witty insults we threw at one another.
I love your blog Getzapped! *smile*
Oh my God, Getzapped!!!!
just me, grinning from ear to ear
what an intersting set of sites you have. i will have to come back and sit for a while. thank you for your recent stop by.
hahaha! This is too funny. :P
I liked the last entry as well, its so very true about war.
Is sex even allowed anymore? LOL
I'm delighted this brought some cheer to everyone ; )
Thanks, Ruby, for sharing more from JR, and it sounds like 'she' got things going at the debate. How brave of you to include that. LOL!
May you all find something to laugh about today. Peace~
hahahaha...so so blarddyyy funny.
idham
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