Admonishments

The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision. ~Lynn Lavner

Humor

Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it. ~Bill Cosby

Regret

They who spend time regretting the past loses the present and risks the future. ~Francisco de Quevedo

Women

Sons branch out, but one woman leads to another.
~Margaret Atwood